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Junie B. Jones Has a Peep in Her Pocket by Barbara Park
epub |eng | 2000-05-23 | Author:Barbara Park [Park, Barbara]

Finally, I covered my ears with my hands so I couldn’t hear them anymore. Then I singed a loud song of my own. It is called “Ha Ha. I Can’t ...
( Category: Action & Adventure September 3,2017 )
Junie B. Jones and That Meanie Jim's Birthday by Barbara Park
epub |eng | 1996-01-02 | Author:Barbara Park [Park, Barbara]

6/Daydreaming Mrs. took attendance. Attendance is when you say, I’m here. Except if you’re not here, you have to be quiet. Also we said, I pledge allegiance to the flag ...
( Category: Humor September 3,2017 )
Junie B., First Grader (at Last!) by Barbara Park
epub |eng | 2001-01-02 | Author:Barbara Park [Park, Barbara]

“Yes,” I said. “I see them.” “Excellent,” said Mr. Scary. “Could you stand up and try reading them from back there, please?” Just then, my heart got pumpy and pounding ...
( Category: Humor September 3,2017 )
Jingle Bells, Batman Smells! (P.S. So Does May) by Barbara Park
epub |eng | 2008-11-19 | Author:Barbara Park [Park, Barbara]

7 Doing the Math That day, I ran home from my bus stop speedy fast. 'Cause Wednesday is Grampa Miller's day to babysit my baby brother Ollie! And—when I need ...
( Category: Holidays & Celebrations September 3,2017 )
Shipwrecked by Barbara Park
epub |eng | 2004-01-01 | Author:Barbara Park [Park, Barbara]

Mr. Scary came back and shook our hands. He said we would choose our play parts when we come back from lunch. And so meanwhile we should be thinking about ...
( Category: Literature & Fiction September 3,2017 )
Junie B. Jones Is (Almost) a Flower Girl by Barbara Park
epub |eng | 1999-01-15 | Author:Barbara Park [Park, Barbara]

7/Hope Mother bought me a beautiful dress for the wedding. It had golden puffery sleeves. And it came all the way to the floor. Also, she bought me fancy pantyhose ...
( Category: Humor September 3,2017 )
Junie B. Jones Is Not a Crook by Barbara Park
epub |eng | 1997-06-01 | Author:Barbara Park [Park, Barbara]

After that, I pushed the green button and scribbled green scribble. And I pushed the blue button and scribbled blue scribble. Plus also I pushed the black button and scribbled ...
( Category: Humor September 3,2017 )
Junie B., First Grader: Cheater Pants by Barbara Park
epub |eng | 2003-11-16 | Author:Barbara Park [Park, Barbara]

I stomped to his desk and I grabbed back the note. Then I stuffed it into my backpack. And I sat down at my desk. And I wrote in my ...
( Category: Literature & Fiction September 3,2017 )
Bucking the Sarge by Christopher Paul Curtis
azw3, mobi, epub |eng | 2004-01-02 | Author:Christopher Paul Curtis

One of the best ways to get problems with your woman off your mind is to bury yourself in your work. I wasn’t about to let Shayla’s ignoring me get ...
( Category: Literature & Fiction September 3,2017 )
Mr. Chickee's Messy Mission by Christopher Paul Curtis
azw3, mobi, epub |eng | 2007-05-19 | Author:Christopher Paul Curtis

The Journey to H.A.L.F. Land IT DIDN'T TAKE LONG to see why no one from Ourside had wanted to hire Marvin Surly-Guide. He was doing his job, but just barely. ...
( Category: Action & Adventure September 3,2017 )
Soupy Saturdays With the Pain and the Great One by Judy Blume
epub |eng | 2007-01-02 | Author:Judy Blume [Blume, Judy]

I felt tears stinging my eyes. I wanted to go to my room, shut the door, lie on my bed, and cry. Mom said, “Let’s see what the other mothers ...
( Category: Humor September 3,2017 )
Doug Unplugged by Dan Yaccarino
epub |eng | 2013-02-12 | Author:Dan Yaccarino [Yaccarino, Dan]

And now he found out that subway trains s-c-r-e-e-e-e-c-h-e-d their way around corners. He couldn’t wait to learn more! Doug knew that skyscrapers had strong steel frames so they could ...
( Category: Activities, Crafts & Games September 3,2017 )
One or Two Things I Learned About Love by Dyan Sheldon
epub, mobi |eng | 2012-05-03 | Author:Dyan Sheldon [Sheldon, Dyan]

I asked Ely if one of his very best friends was a girl he’d known for ever but he secretly had a crush on her would he spend, say, eleven ...
( Category: Literature & Fiction September 3,2017 )
Class Is Not Dismissed! by Gitty Daneshvari
epub |eng | 2010-09-14 | Author:Gitty Daneshvari [DANESHVARI, GITTY]

CHAPTER 14 EVERYONE’S AFRAID OF SOMETHING: Neophobia is the fear of anything new. Time check?” Mrs. Wellington barked at Schmidty as she crossed two lanes of traffic without looking. “You ...
( Category: Science Fiction & Fantasy September 3,2017 )
Invasion of the Normals by Tommy Donbavand
epub, mobi |eng | 2009-10-19 | Author:Tommy Donbavand [Donbavand, Tommy]

Suddenly, the creature leapt. Before Luke could react, a metal loop was slipped over the blonde werewolf’s head, tightening around its throat and jerking it backwards. As the werewolf howled ...
( Category: Science Fiction & Fantasy September 3,2017 )

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